If you’re ready to find hookups with the best slags around, you’re going to want to make sure you’re prepared before you walk out the door. You don’t want to show up at the hotel with nothing but your best suit on and a smile on your face. While that might work for some women, it’s not going to work for you, not if you want this to be a good hookup instead of an awkward, fumbling mess. You need to have a plan, and part of that plan involves bringing a bag packed with all the essentials you’ll need both for during your one-night stand and afterwards.
When we say “safety supplies,” we don’t mean that you should be packing a whistle and pepper spray just in case your date turns out to be a lion. Instead, we’re saying what we shouldn’t need to tell a grown man: you’re going to need to bring condoms. Even if you’ve had a vasectomy, you should bring condoms. You don’t know for sure that this woman doesn’t have a sexual disease, and you have to make sure to keep yourself safe. If you think you’ll need one condom, bring five. If you think you’ll need five (easy, tiger), bring 20. You should have far more than you need, and it isn’t like they go bad for lack of use or anything.
If you’ve heard of the “walk of shame,” you know why you need to bring a change of clothing. You want to make sure that when you walk out of this hotel room in the morning, you don’t look like you’ve been ridden hard and put away wet. You want to look your best at all times, especially right after a one night stand. The last impression you leave this woman with shouldn’t be a rumpled, smelly mess. Shower in the bathroom, and put on your clean change of clothes. This also has the added benefit of helping to camouflage your activities, should anyone be around to see your hasty exit from the hotel room. You’re an adult man, and you don’t need to feel like an awkward teenage boy sneaking out of his girlfriend’s window early in the morning.