The Profiles that Work
The key to finding the best slags is in your profiles.
We’ve read countless advice from men about how all they need is to look hot, or all they need is to have a lot of money. Sure, there will always be women who are attracted to those things, as well as to men that have power—but we’ve found by and large that the easiest thing you can do to get a local slag to hop into bed with you is have a great profile.
Let her know you’re here for sex.
If you want to know how to shag a slag, you have to know how to find one first. Make sure you’re looking at the right kind of women, which means you have to be aggressive about what it is you want. Let these women know that you’re looking for slags to shag, not for women that want a long slow romantic buildup in your relationship.
Make your profile short and sweet.
A huge long profile is no good. You’re not looking for a relationship to last all year—why make her spend all night reading your profile? Just let her see the very basics of your vital information, just enough to know that you’re not some kind of killer. Make sure that you keep your profile on task. Yes, there’s a lot of stuff that you could tell women about, and some of it might even get you a date. However, you need to keep on task, and that task is getting laid tonight. Don’t get distracted by the other stuff.
Keep your photographs flattering.
Make sure you’re looking your best in your photographs. You don’t want a woman to think she’s getting one thing and then another when you actually show up. Wear a nice button-down shirt with your slacks in your photograph. A suit is too much unless you want her to think you’ve got quite a high-powered job, in which case go for it. The only exception to the slacks-and-button-down rule is if you’re going to be taking a picture of you doing something. Pictures of yourself engaging in hobbies are fantastic. It also means you don’t have to waste profile space in talking about your hobbies.