If you’re bored of picking up local slags, you might consider meeting women of somewhat more diverse interests. Girls who are really into anime can be surprisingly kinky, so make sure you’re going to be ready for the wild ride you might be letting yourself in for. These women are usually pretty sexually repressed, so don’t be surprised if they want to hold you down and ride you like a cowgirl. As a caveat, we’re not talking about the obese Sailor Moon fan with the slight mustache that smells like pickles—these girls are hot, just easily excitable. Any time there’s an anime convention in your town, check it out. For the price of a ticket, you can get a huge list of phone numbers.

DO: Mention One of These Anime

One of the best things you can do if you’re trying to woo an anime fan is make a girl think that you’re one of them. Some anime that she’ll believe you watch that will make you sound like you know what you’re talking about are:

• Cowboy Bebop
• Attack on Titan
• FullMetal Alchemist
• Death Note
• Prince of Tennis

These shows are not only good classic shows that will make a girl think you actually know what you’re talking about, but they have English names that are easy to pronounce. Remember that the kind of girls you’re going to meet here are used to dealing with massively overweight obnoxious assholes who don’t know how to make conversation with women very well. If you’re clean, you smell good, and you can talk to a woman, you’re going to do very well at these places. If you can talk even a tiny bit about anime, you’re going to blow their minds.

As a side note, if you can actually check any of these shows out even a little bit before you try hitting on these girls, you’re going to sound far more genuine to her.

DON’T: Mention One of These Anime

In the same way that you know if someone’s not really into your favorite football team if they start talking about the wrong players, a woman is going to know that you’re not really in the anime scene if you mention the wrong shows. Some of the shows you shouldn’t mention are:

• Naruto
• Pokemon (unless you’re very familiar with the video games)
• DragonBall Z

The thing about these anime is that they’re made for children. Either you’re saying that you watch shows meant for little kids, or you’re just regurgitating the names of random anime you’ve heard of somewhere. Either way, she’ll know.

You also shouldn’t say the word “animes,” or “mangas.” These are incorrect pluralizations, and can easily out you as a poser to anyone who knows even a little bit about what you’re claiming to know about. If you can pull this off right, you have a good chance of hooking up with a woman who will be absolute dynamite in bed, but if not, you’re going to sound very silly.